Hi! I'm freaking out because I have to go to the dentist. Now, for most people this isn't a problem, but for me it is. You see, I'm working on this theory that my dentist is an alien. Yes, an alien. I have proof!
1.He gives you stickers and toothbrushes, even if you're an adult.
2.The toothbrushes are green! You may not think this strange, but it is well known that the favourite colour of aliens is green.
3.He is a dentist. That's proof enough for me.
4.The fluoride is always mint flavoured. And mint is green!
5.He has TVs on the ceilings. Normally that would be cool, but they always seem to be playing TV shows from the 80's.
Anyway, I'll update you later on whether or not he experiments on my brain. Of course I probably won't remember, but still.
Laterz.
UPDATE:
So, I wasn't brainwashed, or abducted, or anything. And I was probably wrong about my dentist being an alien, but you know me. I'm paranoid.
Anyway, it's the last full day of school for me. I have to do exams, and them I am completely free! Woo!
Also, I had a new story idea. I'll tell you about it later though.
See ya! Happy Summer!
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