Saturday, June 12, 2010

Conspiracy Theories: The World Hates Me

Hey people! Tomorrow is my birthday!!! Actually, I'm at my birthday party right now, so my friends are all here. Say hi guys! They said hi. Anyway, today I was thinking about the way the world toatally hates me. I have proof!!!

1.My friend got me a new Ipod case, and it looks totally awesome, but I broke it. And, the plug for my Ipod speakers doesn't fit with it on. I have a picture of it so that you can see how sad it is that it doesn't work.

2.The guy I like asked out my best friend yesterday.
3.I have two major projects due on Monday and I won't have time to work on them because of my party.
4.I tripped over a balloon. Yes, a balloon. I'm the most unco-ordinated person on earth.
5.There are bugs in my house.
6.I have had major writers block all week. It is very irritating.
7.One of my friends is a vampire overlord. Not kidding. The rest of my friends are just plain crazy. Don't worry, I am too.
8.They deleted most of my favourite youtube videos.
9.I failed my french test.
10.They spelled my name wrong in the yearbook.

Anyway, there are a lot more reasons, but I'm too lazy to think of anymore right now. I'll update later if I do. See ya.

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